A Prayer for the Stressed
Grant me the serenity to accept things I cannot change. The courage to change things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they wound me up !
And also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the backsides I that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
help me to give 100% at work. 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and on Friday 5%.
And help me to remember that when I am having a really bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my arm and smack the bugger in the mouth.